How gay are you?

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A scientifically inaccurate quiz about your vibes, aesthetics, and completely irrelevant life choices.

Q: 9Required: 8

This is satire. Your answers have nothing to do with actual sexuality. But the algorithm is never wrong.

[ Question ]

Your reaction when someone asks "Do you listen to Girl in Red?"

Be honest.

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Who?

I've heard of them.

Yeah, I do listen to Girl in Red.

*panic sweating*

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Which of these do you own?

Pick as many as apply.

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Cuffed jeans

Flannel shirt collection

Chaotic collection of houseplants with names

Too many rings and/or carabiners

A suspiciously good skincare routine

Docs or Blundstones

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How do you sit in chairs?

This is a personality test.

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Normally, like a functional human.

One leg up, kinda sideways.

I don't. I drape myself across furniture.

Wait, there's a normal way to sit?

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Your type in fictional characters:

We see you.

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I don't really have one.

Morally grey characters with trauma.

Villains. Specifically hot villains.

Women who could murder me.

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Which apply to you?

This is a callout. Choose up to 3.

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Can't do math

Finger guns unironically

Chronically unable to make decisions

Cuffed jeans + tucked shirt combo

Have strong opinions on The Last of Us Part II

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Your ideal date night:

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Dinner and a movie, classic.

Thrifting and coffee.

Concert or underground art show.

Analyzing each other's attachment styles.

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Which media have you rewatched/reread an unhealthy amount?

Choose up to 2.

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The Office or Parks & Rec

She-Ra, Steven Universe, or Owl House

Harry Potter (but we pretend JKR doesn't exist)

Any A24 film, especially The Lighthouse

Heartstopper (I cried every time)

Interview with the Vampire (2022)

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you overthink social interactions?

1 = what's overthinking, 10 = replaying conversations from 2015

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ChillSpiraling

Current5

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Quick! Name your go-to Starbucks order:

This isn't scored but we're absolutely judging you.

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Text answers are not counted in the score.

Progress

Answered1 / 8

Total answers: 1 / 9

Evaluation

Complete the required questions and click evaluate.

The result recalculates instantly, so feel free to experiment.