Suspiciously Alive
🌟0-29%
You're actually experiencing emotions like a functional human. Are you okay? That's concerning in this economy.
Soul Decay Meter
How dead inside are you?
This quiz is best read as an emotional flatness check, not as a joke about being broken. It can help you notice when detachment, numbness, and low responsiveness have become your default mode.
Life's a journey. But sometimes that journey is into a void. Let's measure your void percentage.
8 questions 4 score bands 4 single • 2 multi • 1 range • 1 text
What this quiz helps with
- Naming emotional shutdown before it becomes your normal setting.
- Distinguishing dry humor from deeper disconnection.
- Prompting a check on rest, overload, and meaning in your current routine.
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How dead inside are you?
A quiz that measures how much of your spirit has been crushed by existence.
Q: 8Required: 7
Life's a journey. But sometimes that journey is into a void. Let's measure your void percentage.
1
[ Question ]
Someone sends you a meme. You:
Be honest about your emotional response.
2
[ Question ]
Which of these phrases describe your current state?
Choose up to 3. This is a judgment-free zone.
Max 3Selected 0
3
[ Question ]
Your reaction to good news:
4
[ Question ]
How many feelings did you feel today?
Scale from "none" to "way too many"
010
Current5
5
[ Question ]
You hear someone say "Live, laugh, love":
6
[ Question ]
What activities still bring you joy?
Choose all that apply. If any.
Max 4Selected 0
7
[ Question ]
Your outlook on the future:
8
[ Question ]
What's the last thing that made you genuinely happy?
No pressure. Take your time.
Text answers are not counted in the score.
Progress
Answered1 / 7
Total answers: 1 / 8
Evaluation
Complete the required questions and click evaluate.
The result recalculates instantly, so feel free to experiment.
How to read your result
Use the result to decide whether you need more recovery, more novelty, or more support. If the score is high, look for places where you have been surviving efficiently but not really feeling present.
Mildly Deceased
😶30-54%
You're half-person, half-void. You have good days and numb days. Mostly numb days.
Professionally Hollow
🫥55-79%
You're a shell of a person held together by caffeine and spite. Your emotional range is: 😐 to 😑
Clinically Dead Inside
💀80-100%
Your soul has left the chat. You're a ghost piloting a meat suit. Feeling is a myth. You're the void now.