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What % of you is caffeine and spite?

A quiz that measures what percentage of your existence is powered by caffeine and pure spite.

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What % of you is caffeine and spite?

A quiz that measures what percentage of your existence is powered by caffeine and pure spite.

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Some people run on love and positivity. You run on different fuel. Let's calculate your ratios.

1

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How many caffeinated beverages do you consume daily?

Be honest about your addiction.

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2

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What motivates you to get out of bed?

Choose up to 3. This is concerning.

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Max 3Selected 0
3

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Someone doubts you. You:

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4

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How petty are you on a scale of 1-10?

1 = I let things go, 10 = I keep receipts

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ChillPetty
Current5
5

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Your relationship with decaf:

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6

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Which of these fuel your existence?

Choose up to 3.

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7

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What happens if you don't have caffeine?

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8

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How long can you hold a grudge?

1 = I forgive easily, 10 = forever

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ForgivingForever
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9

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What's your pettiest accomplishment?

We want details.

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Text answers are not counted in the score.

Progress

Answered2 / 8

Total answers: 2 / 9

Evaluation

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The result recalculates instantly, so feel free to experiment.

It's all just a game. If you have 100%, congratulations - you're an official legend of evening chaos.