Suspiciously Fine
😌0-29%
You're either genuinely okay or in deep denial. Either way, enjoy it while it lasts.
Burnout Meter
How burnt out are you?
This quiz is built to surface patterns of depletion, cynicism, and reduced capacity. It is most useful when you suspect your normal level of strain has shifted into something more persistent.
Capitalism wants you to grind. Let's see if you're winning or just... crispy.
8 questions 4 score bands 4 single • 2 multi • 1 range • 1 text
What this quiz helps with
- Checking whether you are just tired or carrying a deeper load.
- Naming patterns that are easy to normalize when stress becomes chronic.
- Recognizing when recovery needs to be planned, not postponed.
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How burnt out are you?
A deeply uncomfortable quiz about how close you are to your breaking point.
Q: 8Required: 7
Capitalism wants you to grind. Let's see if you're winning or just... crispy.
1
[ Question ]
When was the last time you took a real vacation?
"Real" means no laptop, no Slack.
2
[ Question ]
Which of these have you experienced this month?
Choose all that apply. We're concerned.
Max 5Selected 0
3
[ Question ]
Your relationship with coffee:
4
[ Question ]
How many hours did you work last week?
Be honest. We won't tell your therapist.
20h80h
Current40
5
[ Question ]
When someone says "Let's circle back":
6
[ Question ]
What's your current mental state?
Choose up to 3. This is a safe space.
Max 3Selected 0
7
[ Question ]
How do you respond to "How are you?"
8
[ Question ]
When was the last time you felt genuinely rested?
We're not scoring this. Just checking in.
Text answers are not counted in the score.
Progress
Answered1 / 7
Total answers: 1 / 8
Evaluation
Complete the required questions and click evaluate.
The result recalculates instantly, so feel free to experiment.
How to read your result
Use the result to decide whether you need relief, recovery, or a more serious conversation about workload and support. If the score feels uncomfortably accurate, pair it with one immediate reduction in pressure and one honest check-in with yourself or someone you trust.
Casually Crispy
😮💨30-54%
You're tired but functional. The system hasn't broken you yet. But it's trying.
Professionally Exhausted
🫠55-79%
You're running on fumes, spite, and cold brew. Please take a nap. Or quit. We're not your boss.
Burnt to a Crisp
💀80-100%
You're not burnt out, you're a pile of ash. Log off. Touch grass. Call your therapist. We're worried.